I'M THINKING OF RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT! Installment 1 (of about 237)

Okay. I'm what you would probably call a "common sense" guy.

A few simple starting principles:


1.)   I LOVE MY COUNTRY.
2.)   I AM SICK OF OUR POLITICIANS APOLOGIZING, WORLDWIDE, ON "OUR" BEHALF.
3.)   THIS COUNTRY HAS BEEN RUN FOR FAR TOO LONG BY SPECIAL INTERESTS, CORPORATIONS, AND / OR UNIONS.
4.)   I AM FULLY AWARE OF THE INJUSTICES WE HAVE COMMITTED AGAINST MANY OF OUR OWN, AND THE OPPORTUNITIES FOR THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN "OPPRESSED" SHOULD NEVER BE LIMITED. THEY SHOULD BE ENCOURAGED.
5.)    AS FAR AS "EQUALITY", ENOUGH ALREADY!
THE CONSTITUTION MAKES CLEAR THAT WE ARE ALL Created EQUAL.
If you have an issue with the concept of creation, please leave now.
EQUAL OUTCOME IS NOT GUARANTEED, NOR SHOUD IT BE. I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THOSE EXPLOITING, FOR THEIR OWN PAYCHECK, THOSE WHO FEEL THAT THESE CONCEPTS ARE ONE AND THE SAME. Howdy, MR. SHARPTON! (The term "Reverend" is inappropriate, I feel.) And the "Reverend" Jesse Jackson, same concept. They may be fine men, but they have done nothing but isolate and separate fellow Americans.

Whew! I'll take a breath now. Just getting started.

RULE # 1:
If you graduated from Yale, Harvard, Princeton or any "Ivy League" school, forget it. It's highly unlikely you will be considered for ANY position. I feel that you've spent too much time theorizing about how the REAL United States of America works to have any concept of how it really does.

EXCEPTION # 1:
If you graduated from one of these schools, AND you have started your own business, with no financial investment other than your own, AND reached a comfortable level of success, with at least 10 employees, you may be considered for a position in my administration.

EXCEPTION # 2:
If you have achieved success in a field other than your degree. This indicates an ability to pursue other ventures, and "think out of the box". These candidates will be given special consideration in my administration.

RULE # 2:
If you, or any person in your family, has any previous experience working for a State or Federal Senator or Representative in any capacity, you will most likely not be considered for a position in my administration.

EXCEPTION # 1:
If you have memorized, and can elaborate upon any or all parts of the Constitution of the United States of America or The Declaration of Independence, there may be consideration.

TO BE CONTINUED...